Click it! Phyletical Correctness   Click 'it!
  No suggestion that dog = mog, but D&G're 'aving no species discrimination 'ere, so extension canine follows feline. Actually, in the scheme of things, mogs 'n' dogs belong to different families in the same order, belong being a major difference; dogs belong to owners, owners belong to cats, and when G called at Holly Lodge one day, Jack's owner was vainly calling him. "Daft dog doesn't know his name!" Gene's reply, "Maybe he does and it isn't Jack." Gene'll never know what J's mam and dad called him, and even if he did he'd have trouble articulating it, so Jack it'll have to be.
  Aother difference ... cat owneders don't say barmy things like, "You'd never

go for a walk if you didn't have a dog!" but Jack's owner was a runner, so question ... was Jack too? He was a trail hound, so waddya think? Dianne, with n-pair, double D, as in Dawes, and G as co-runner, thunk waddya, so Jack's arrival completed a trio with twice the legs and an infinitude of What the F next? potential. 'Twas G who got farmer-bollocked after J ran into a field full of sheep, (although there was room for Jack, so it can't have been full), but DD who earned credit when he ran into a field full of trail hounds and won! Jack got himself automobile-flattened while in G's care, but self-unflattened and ran into a field full of nowt (i.e. grass), shortly after which he ran into a field full of mystery from which he never returned. Stolen, perhaps, as a result of his performance in Field 2? Dunno, but Jack was as close as dog lacker G ever came to being undogless. You've already been on Wamials, Jack, but this is your page ... not all about you, though, OK?

Click de pics, 'cos there's aint 1 but 2; book cover, as in The Big Pic, 'n' the prize pic as in won by D, M & G.

Twoth pic's of the todee, the 1 that really F-ed up its survival chances by leaving matie telly, front of, in.

Dese Guys In Disguise

Stowawaying's one thing. Reckoning you're someone else is summat else! 'Cos t'ain't 354 species. 12 doggieus domesticurus breeds's all one specieseses!!
Didn't Noah look at their passports, for Heaven's sake? Likewise 2 lots of moggieus domesticaticus; but makes you wonder doesn't it? Two passports per species ... musta been loadsa poor buggers who never got a look in, just 'cos they didn't know a Noah. Not to mention superfluberths, like Albert Ross, who coulda just soared it out, Donald Duck, (as in unsinkable Drake), and Dick Moby, whose missus, Fanny, couldn't give a F about Arks & woulda been Whaley sick, as in Cetacean sick, as in C-sick, which is anti-seasick, on account of being removed therefrom! P'raps humans, instead of honouring the Arkonauts, should mourn all the poor sacrificees, who lost out when Ark tickets were dished out; 'cos it's the same the whole world over, which you've all heard before! There's no such thing as Such Thing! Mike Wilks didn't number the 16 details of the master pic. D,G&M did, as in order of appearance in the Big Book.
So, numbers, (1 to 16), following the 354 "species" in the lists below, are the details on which D,G&M reckon they'd found them. 2 for each, except one.

Mammals

Aardvark (3, 9)
Aardwolf (1, 6)
Addax (1, 2)
African Buffalo (6, 16)
African Elephant (9, 16)
African Wild Ass (8, 16)
Agouti (16, 16)
American Beaver (1, 11)
American (Wide-nosed) Manatee (1, 13)
American Mink (7, 13)
Arctic (White or Polar) Fox (3, 13)
Asiatic Black Bear (10, 11)
Asiatic Elephant (7, 13)
Bactrian (Two-humped) Camel (1, 14)
Barbary Ape (5, 5)
Beech Marten (1, 12)
Bighorn Sheep (1, 2)
Bison (2, 12)
Black-backed Jackal (3, 14)
Blackbuck (10, 11)
Black (Hook-lipped) Rhinoceros (1, 14)
Blue Monkey (Diademed Guenon)
  (10, 16)
Blue Wildebeest (Brindled Gnu) (12, 15)
Brown Bear (7, 9)
Brown Hare (11, 14)
Bushbuck (11, 12)
Cacomistle (Cacomixl or Ringtail) (6, 15)
Capybara (4, 6)
Chamois (6, 8)
Cheetah (7, 13)
Chimpanzee (13, 14)
Chinchilla (1, 12)
Coati (Coatimundi) (14, 16)
Colocolo (8, 13)
Common Dolphin (4, 4)
Common Genet (12, 15)
Common Hamster (13, 15)
Common Long-eared Bat (2, 5)
Common Pipistrelle (3, 9)
Common (Old World) Rabbit (8, 9)
Common (Brown or Norwegian) Rat
  (9, 15)
Common (Harbour) Seal (8, 9)
Common (Burchell's) Zebra (7, 14)
Cougar (Mountain Lion or Puma) (2, 14)
Coyote (Prairie Wolf) (2, 15)
Cusimanse (9, 13)
De Brazza's Monkey (Chestnut-browed
  Guenon) (15, 16)
Dibatag (Clarke's Gazelle) (2, 3)
  Domestic Cats
  Chocolate Burmese (13, 15)
  Seal Point Siamese (6, 9)
Domestic Cattle (9, 16)
  Domestic Dogs
  Basset Hound (13, 15)
  Beagle (14, 16)
  Boston Terrier (15, 16)
  Bull Mastiff (9, 16)
  Irish Setter (15, 16)
  Pembroke Welsh Corgi (14, 16)
  Pug (9, 16)
  Rhodesian Ridgeback (15, 15)
  Rottweiler (8, 15)
  Scottish Terrier (11, 16)
  Shetland Sheepdog (12, 15)
  Welsh Springer Spaniel (12, 15)
Domestic Goat (9, 13)
Domestic Horse (9, 14)
Domestic Pig (Swine or Hog) (7, 9)
Domestic Sheep (9, 9)
Douc Langur (12, 15)
Dromedary (One-humped) Camel (9, 11)
Eastern Chipmunk (Ground Squirrel)
  (13, 15)
Eastern Quoll (Native Cat) (2, 10)
Eland (1, 3)
Eurasian Badger (9, 15)
Eurasian Otter (9, 12)
Eurasian Red Squirrel (7, 12)
European Mole (2, 12)
European Mouflon (1, 13)
Fallow Deer !5, 15)
Fennec (14, 15)
Fossa (10, 14)
Four-toed Elephant (Jumping) Shrew
  (9, 14)
Franquet's Fruit (Epauletted) Bat (8, 8)
Gemsbok (Fringe-eared Oryx) (12, 15)
Giant Anteater (1, 3)
Giant Panda (14, 16)
Giant Pangolin (Scaly Anteater) (14, 15)
Giraffe (1, 16)
Gorilla (10, 11)
Grant's Gazelle (10, 16)
Greater Bushbaby (Thick-tailed Galago)
  (9, 14)
Greater Kudu (10, 11)
Great Jerboa (12, 16)
Guereza (Eastern Black and White
  Colobus) (8, 15)
Hedgehog (1, 9)
Himalayan Tahr (2, 16)
Hippopotamus (2, 15)
Honey Possum (12, 14)
House Mouse (4, 5)
Human (9, 10)
Hunting (Painted) Dog (3, 15)
Ibex (13, 14)
Indri (7, 11)
Jaguar (8, 13)
Killer Whale (Orca or Grampus) (1, 11)
Kinkajou (5, 8)
Koala (12, 15)
Kongoni (Hartebeest) (10, 14)
Leopard (14, 15)
Lesser Horseshoe Bat (2, 12)
Lesser (Red) Panda (4, 14)
Lion (10, 14)
Llama (8, 13)
Lynx (2, 16)
Malayan (Asian) Tapir (2, 12)
Markhor (15, 11)
Mona Monkey (7, 7)
Moonrat (3, 5)
Moose (Elk) (6, 12)
Mountain Goat (3, 10)
Muntjac (Barking Deer) (16, 16)
Musk Ox (13, 14)
Narwhal (3, 12)
Nilgai (9, 9)
Nine-banded Armadillo (14, 15)
Norway Lemming (15, 15)
Numbat (Banded Anteater) (7, 13)
Nyala (2, 16)
Ocelot (3, 14)
Okapi (8, 13)
Orang-utan (1, 13)
Plains Viscacha (4, 6)
Platypus (2, 9)
Polar Bear (1, 15)
Porcupine (3, 10)
Pretty-faced (Whip-tailed) Wallaby,
  (10, 11)
Pronghorn (12, 14)
Przewalski's (Wild) Horse (1, 8)
Raccoon (14, 15)
Raccoon-dog (7, 11)
Ratel (Honey-badger) (10, 15)
Red Deer (11, 11)
Red Fox (9, 15)
Red Howler Monkey (1, 8)
Red Kangaroo (7, 7)
Reindeer (Caribou) (13, 16)
Ring-tailed Lemur (9, 12)
Rufous Rat-kangaroo (14, 15)
Sable Antelope (12, 14)
Saiga (9, 16)
Serval (1, 8)
Siamang (4, 5)
Slender Loris (4, 9)
Snoeshoe (Varying) Hare (3, 6)
Southern (South American) Sea-lion
  (4, 10)
Sperm Whale (6, 13)
Spotted (Laughing) Hyaena (9, 14)
Springbuck (Springbok) (13, 16)
Spring Hare (3, 7)
Squirrel Monkey (1, 12)
Stoat (Ermine) (5, 7)
Streaked (Banded) Tenrec (13, 16)
Striped (Common) Skunk (7, 16)
Sumatran Rhinoceros (4, 14)
Takin (1, 10)
Talapoin (6, 16)
Tamandua (Lesser Anteater) (14) *
Tantalus Monkey (11, 15)
Three-toed Sloth (8, 11)
Tiger (8, 15)
Vicuña (9, 12)
Viginia Opossum (2, 6)
Walrus (Morse) (5, 12)
Warthog (14, 15)
Waterbuck (13, 13)
Water Buffalo (1, 2)
Water Chevrotain (11, 14)
Weasel (14, 15)
Western (Horsfield's) Tarsier (12, 13)
White (Square-lipped) Rhinoceros (6, 16)
Wlid Boar (15, 15)
Wolf (7, 14)
Wolverine (Glutton) (15, 16)
Wombat (2, 7)
Yak (1, 2)
Yapok (Water Opossum) (12, 13)

* Tamandua (Lesser Anteater) was the missing wamial.
The horned mammals, some of which have horns in both sexes, others only in males, were difficult to pair up and DG&M might have some of them, particularly females, in the wrong details. The total number ensured that they were all paired, however, so the missing wamial could not be from this group and must be hornless, (if a mammal).

Birds

Andean Condor (1, 16)
Arctic Tern (1, 8)
Atlantic Puffin (1, 14)
Avocet (11, 11)
Bald Eagle (10, 12)
Barn Owl (9, 16)
Bewick's Swan (10, 14)
Black-and-Yellow Broadbill (5, 5)
Blue Tit (4, 9)
Blue-winged Pitta (8, 8)
Brown (Common) Kiwi (14, 15)
Brown Thrasher (6, 6)
Budgerigar (4, 9)
Bullfinch (2, 9)
Canada Goose (9, 12)
Cedar Waxwing (7, 7)
Cockatiel (9, 12)
Collared Pratincole (1, 4)
Collared Puffbird (8, 10)
Common (Double-wattled) Cassowary
  (10, 10)
Common Redpoll (4, 9)
Common Turkey (12, 13)
Cormorant (1, 12)
Corncrake (4, 7)
Cuckoo (13, 13)
Domestic Chicken (4, 9)
Eclectus Parrot (1, 1)
Emu (3, 9)
European Bee-eater (1, 1)
European Goldfinch (12, 15)
European Nuthatch (9, 9)
European (Barn) Swallow (2, 6)
Firecrest (13, 13)
Fulmar (5, 7)
Golden Eagle (4, 5)
Goosander (4, 12)
Greater Flamingo (3, 15)
Great Indian Hornbill (4, 13)
Great Kiskadee (3, 16)
Great Skua (Bonxie) (3, 4)
Great White Egret (4, 8)
Green Woodpecker (13, 13)
Grey Butcher-bird (7, 10)
Grey Heron (10, 11)
Hammerhead (Hammerkop) (12, 13)
Herring Gull (5, 13)
Hoatzin (3, 9)
Hoopoe (5, 14)
Jabiru (6, 16)
Jamaican Tody (9, 12)
Killdeer (1, 4)
Kingfisher (15, 16)
King Penguin (1, 6)
King Vulture (9, 11)
Lapwing (Peewit) (1, 8)
Long-bearded Honeyeater (1, 4)
Long-tailed Manakin (1, 12)
Magnificent Frigate-bird (Man-o'-War Bird)
  (1, 4)
Magpie (Black-billed Magpie) (13, 13)
Mallard (14, 15)
Masked Lovebird (14, 16)
Masked Shrike (14, 15)
Monk Parakeet (13, 13)
Needle-tailed Swift (4, 5)
Northern Gannet (5, 8)
Northern Screamer (2, 11)
Ostrich (9, 14)
Oystercatcher (5, 8)
Peregrine Falcon (3, 11)
Plate-billed Mountain Toucan (9, 15)
Pygmy Long-tailed Sunbird (1, 7)
Rainbow Lory (Lorikeet) (4, 13)
Raven (11, 11)
Red-breasted Flycatcher (9, 14)
Red Kite (8, 9)
Red-tailed Tropicbird (9, 12)
Redwing (13, 13)
Rhea (13, 13)
Robin (9, 9)
Rufous-tailed Jacamar (1, 4)
Sand Martin (Bank Swallow) (4, 4)
Scarlet Ibis (4, 15)
Scarlet Macaw (7, 9)
Secretary Bird (11, 14)
Serin (9, 15)
Shelduck (1, 4)
Skylark (6, 9)
Smew (2, 16)
Snow Bunting (5, 11)
Snow Goose (1, 4)
Snowy Owl (1, 14)
Spoonbill (10, 15)
Standard-winged Nightjar (1, 3)
Storm Petrel (4, 4)
Sulphur-crested Cockatoo (5, 16)
Toco Toucan (10, 11)
Wallcreeper (4, 9)
Wandering Albatross (1, 8)
Whiskered (Lesser Tree) Swift (10, 10)
White-barred Piculet (4, 9)
White-browed Wood-swallow (4, 10)
White Pelican (1, 7)
White Stork (4, 4)
White-throated Bulbul (4, 5)
Whooping Crane (3, 9)
Wood Duck (9, 16)
Woodpigeon (1, 4)
Wren (Winter) Wren (9, 9)
Wrybill (6, 8)
Yellow-backed (Crimson) Sunbird (5, 12)
Yellow-billed Oxpecker (Tickbird) (7, 8)

Reptiles

Anaconda (9,12)
Asiatic Cobra (13,13)
Common Chameleon (6,9)
Common Garter Snake (5,16)
Eastern Coral (Harlequin) Snake (9, 13)
Estuarine Crocodile (13, 14)
Galapogos Giant Tortoise (3, 13)
Green Turtle (6, 11)
Large Toad-headed Agamid (5, 13)
Spectacled Caiman (4, 8)
Amphibians
Common Frog (10, 15)
Common Toad (3, 14)
Fire Salamander (3,3)
Oriental Fire-bellied Toad (1,4)
Fish
Alewife (13, 15)
Archerfish (4, 16)
Atlantic Flyingfish (6,8)
Atlantic Salmon (13,14)
Bluefish (4,14)
Blue Shark (5, 9)
Boarfish (13,13)
Cod (4, 13)
Coney (14, 16)
Dolphin (Dolphinfish or Dorado) (5, 15)
Haddock (3, 13)
Hake (3, 13)
John Dory (1, 14)
Mackerel (13, 16)
Moorish Idol (Toby) (3, 6)
Sardine (Pilchard) (13, 13)
Siamese Fighting Fish (3, 10)
Smooth Hammerhead Shark (1, 4)
Snapper (2, 14)
Swordfish (1, 8)
Tarpon (2, 13)
Yellowfin Tuna (11, 13)
Invertebrates
Bee-eating (Chequered) Beetle (3, 14)
Brimstone Butterfly (8, 9)
Bumble (Humble) Bee (9, 14)
Camberwell Beauty (Mourning Cloak)
  (14, 14)
Cardinal Beetle (3, 14)
Centipede (3, 11)
Cicada (2, 8)
Colorado Beetle (Potato Bug) (11, 14)
Common Earwig (14, 14)
Emperor Dragonfly (3, 11)
Garden Tiger Moth (10, 16)
Magpie Moth (2, 11)
Migratory Locust (2, 3)
Monarch (Milkweed or Wanderer) (2, 13)
Musk Beetle (3, 14)
Puss Moth (2, 11)
Red Admiral (12, 14)
Scarce Swallowtail (4, 9)
Scorpion (2, 12)
Seven Spot Ladybird (12, 14)
Spider Beetle (3, 14)
Tarantula (7, 12)

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Locations of the 16 Snails, (1 in each detail) The Snails weren't on the Official Paired-Passenger List

  (1) Upper left edge near animal's ear. (2) In the black and white picture on the green balloon. (3) Centre bottom on elephant's head.
  (4) Top right on roof ridge. (5) Right of centre near gannet's beak. (6) In far right corner of whale's mouth.
  (7) Bottom right in bird's beak. (8) Centre right edge on ledge near oxpecker. (9) Centre on flagpole near vulture.
 (10) Left centre on window ledge. (11) Lower right on top of sea storm picture. (12) Behind the red balloon nearest
 (13) Bottom just right of snake basket. (14) On centre of stage near kiwi. centre of picture.
 (15) On the right in the tubing of the euphonium. SNAILS  (16) Top right corner near green balloon.