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Any colour you want as long as it's Green
D&G go black and white and Nifty Shades of Green in their WNBR Canterbury Tale of 2014

But you can have blue and pink too, as in the sex symbols above (L), Male, (pointing up and in, as he should be) and (R), Female, too polite to point anywhere! Thing is they've got everything to do wi' sex and now't to do wi' gender, which is grammatical and grammatically correct too. If you don't think so, which would you rather have; fun sticky outs and/or tucky ins, or a shed full of cases, where the only thing you can play with is a vowel, or two, sensitive end bits are nominative, accusitive & ilk and there's a risk of being f...ing neutered to boot?

Canterbury World Naked Bike Ride Saturday 31st May 2014

If WNBR sends messages about cyclists, one of 'em appears to be a significant blue with arrows on majority. There's a sex imbalance, more obvious, maybe, in smaller rides, but suspiciously non-typical nevertheless. Not that there're too many chaps. No. Not enough of
the other sort, so c'mon
girls! Diane and Gene
joined Canterbury's
second ride, where, of
about 60 pedallers, less
than 10% were totally
dared bare of the feminine
kind, with a few others
partially dared. On a fine
day, which overcast itself
a little during the ride, the
well marshalled body of
bodies rode sedately
around and through the
city, taking about 90 mins,
including pause for pics
or pic-nic ... take your pick.
Then click the pics for
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London World Naked Bike Ride Saturday 14th June 2014

Exploiting SNP in red, white and blue seemed like a good idea, 'cos (red) "Say" and (white) "No" fit well the WNBR "ethic" and also the SNP "ethic" of an age-old "No" to England, rather than a come-of-age "Yes" to Scotland. That left the (blue) P for whatever would fit and "Pollution" (WNBR), which is a no-say "Yes" to word and "Partition" (SNP), which is a no-say "Compatible" to notion in today's world, were almost as perfect as "Perfect", which begins with the right letter, but is deffo a no-say "No" to word! Try saying that lot in Gaelic, Donald!

14-6-14 saw the 11th London WNBR and,
after 2013's 5 starts, a 6th was added at Tower Hill. D&G set off from Marble Arch, but not, as in 2013, through it, neither the finish arch, as in through it, (Arch),as in, Wellington. 'T'was Colour, as in Trooping -Of, on the same day, which was supposed to alter the route a bit, as in ... excluding unsaid Mall, etc. but didn't, as it turned out, and the only difference D&G noted was a slight shortening, as they cut up Chancery Lane and stuffed St Paul's outa sight. 2013's pace heard Big Ben strike 4.00 as D&G passed, whereas they were off like a streak of spit from a bugle in 2014 and BB barely managed 3.30 as D&G arrived, as in came, as in thence!

The cloudy morning and afternoon gradually improved and the ride was mostly, (as in 2013), in sunshine, and therefore warm, which is just as well when pointy bits are sticking out into and at the mercy of the atmosphere. D&G believed that 2013 saw a few more than 1000 riders. The impression was that 2014 topped that figure by, maybe, a couple of hundred, more p'raps, but that was just an impression.

Clickable upables and flickable upables

It goes without saying that going without saying is almost always tosh, 'cos it goes with saying, even when it could go without, as in this case, where saying that the above pics in the above gallery are clickable upable is true, not tosh and probably obvious.
Union Jack & Union Jill
(L & R respectively),
were carried on the
bikes in London 2014.
Took G yonks to make,
& are clickable upable.

At York Union Jack and Union Jill were body painted, each as two separate words, on thighs, (as in outer), so as to be readable correctly on two separate thighs of two separate riders of a tandem, while actually riding said tandem. None of D&G 's York pics, (below), show this particularly well, but D&G's York pics, (below), are clickable upable even so and nevertheless. The flickable upables, (R), were carried on the tandem at York.